Smile! You're Stealing From My Store!

One of our clients has installed security cameras and asked us to come up with a nice way to let customers know that video cameras are recording.

Although I'm well aware that all of these aren't appropriate to post on a sign in her store, I felt that posting on our blog would suffice.

Which do you like best?

1. We would rather view you on camera than catch you on camera.
2. We love our furniture so much we are videotaping it.
3. We are videotaping because we love our antiques too.
4. Although our items are good enough to steal, our video camera discourages it.
5. You may mean theft as a compliment, but our video camera asks that you compliment us in another way.
6. Don’t mind the video cameras.
7. DON’T STEAL FROM US!
8. We are videotaping to ensure that no one hides an armoire in their purse.
9. If those chandelier earrings originally hung from our ceiling, our video camera will let us know.
10. Is that an armoire in your pocket…?
11. Our video cameras are recording for our mutual safety.
12. Can I borrow a thousand dollars? Then don’t borrow from me! Love, Video Camera
13. Video Cameras have feelings too.
14. Please don’t steal our video camera.